My Favourite Spam
Am I the only one amused by the fractured English in the spontaneously refilling WordPress spam folder?
And am I the only one who tucks the best ones away in my little treasure chest?
Probably. But I’m gonna share anyway, cuz I’m perverse like that.
If I collect enough of these, I may end up with that Great Canadian Novel I’ve been bemoaning the absence of.
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Got better ones? Be generous. Share. Minus the links to erectile dysfunction drugs, please.
I just checked my spam box and omg what a nonsense. The best one I found was:
“Nice post. I be taught something tougher on totally different blogs everyday. It can always be stimulating to read content material from different writers and observe just a little one thing from their store. I’d desire to make use of some with the content on my weblog whether or not you don’t mind. Natually I’ll provide you with a hyperlink in your net blog. Thanks for sharing.”
Whether or not I don’t mind. Priceless.
I also did a piece on Mexican dentists so I got:
“hi!,I love your writing very so much! share we keep up a correspondence extra approximately your post on AOL? I need an expert in this house to unravel my problem. May be that’s you! Having a look ahead to see you.”
Feel free to react
Btw: ook is Dutch for also; just in case you really wanted to know…
I know, all my Mexican dentist postings get that same message.
Appreciate the translation. Please don’t translate the rest of it, though — the gist is fairly obvious, even if I do find Dutch particularly impenetrable. (I’m sure “ook” doesn’t sound ridiculous at all when delivered with authority and the right accent.)
You are right! Authority and accent do the trick!
I never found Dutch that hard (being a Dutchie and all), but I can totally understand you think it is impenetrable. And really, we like it that way
lol….. you have just given me a new appreciation for spam…. thank you = )
Amazing! They almost remind me of Kanye West tweets. My spam is just plain gibberish. Not even funny gibberish.
my spam is slowly being swept away by sweep, what hotmail uses to allow you to block things, i enjoyed your examples but cannot be bothered opening my mail to read them so maybe i had messages that would have made life changing suggestions that i really needed , but maybe not, now i will never know,thanks anyway for opening up yours and revealing what i missed or might have missed.. maybe i just have less worthy spam-mers
I should wish to declare this individual of wisdom got it fantastically right, man:
“Fantastic items from you, man. I have study your own stuff ahead of as well as you are equally well incredible. I like exactly what youve got right here, really like what youre declaring and the way a person say this. You are making this entertaining and you even now have the ability to help keep this wise. We cant wait around to undergo additional from you. That is really an incredible weblog.”
Although, he did sound a little impatient toward the end.
Funny stuff, Karen!
OMG, that one’s equally well incredible, Bob.